So, it was a very busy Thursday night at a student friendly establishment I was working at one summer. I was looking forward to the end of service, and as my section emptied I started to feel better about the prospect of an earlier than last call departure when a table of four sat down. They ordered 4 waters and a chocolate martini…sigh. I graciously placed the order and served the “drinks”. Then they asked for 4 straws…double sigh. I went back to the service station and got them 4 straws. Upon delivering the straws one of the guests shouted “where are the olives?” Again, this was a CHOCOLATE MARTINI!